Brittas Empire, The - The Stuff of Dreams

'THE STUFF OF DREAMS' STARRING CHRIS BARRIE AS GORDON BRITTAS IN 3 MORE HILARIOUS EPISODES FROM THE HIT BBC TV SERIES Welcome back to the Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre, where Carole's babies have now graduated from drawers to the cupboard; Colin's skin complaint has made him the first swimming instructor to be barred fro his own pool and Helen's nerves are playing up in ways which even pills, pregnancy and export lager cannot explain. Meanwhile, Brittas, with the sensitivity that can only be learnt on a course, drives towards his dream of World Peace through Sport... THE STUFF OF DREAMS Brittas is worried that no-one will succeed him when he retires in 30 yrs time. Helen is worried that Brittas will drive her to hospital for the birth of her twins. When Helen goes into advanced labour, trapped in a car in the High Street, Brittas' dream - and Helen's worst nightmare - come true. NOT A GOOD DAY A member of the public has died, Carole has lost a child in the ventilation system and the Classical War Society is attacking the centre with the finest troops in the Roman army. It would all happen the day the Right Honourable Sebastian Coe MP is visiting the centre... THE CHRISTENING The christening cake is ready, the guests are arriving and the Reverend Horatio Brittas is ready to take the service. All they need now is the twins. Could Helen have left them on the bus? She's pretty sure she still had them in the butchers... © BBC