Goodbye Pork Pie

Can nothing stop the men, the girl, the mini..... and the madness? Leaving in their wake a debris of crashed police cars, the mysterious 'Bondini Gang' in their miraculous little mini are chased the length and breadth of the country. Armed with a false nose and a leather flying helmet they deftly avoid being caught. As each escapade develops and arrest is hilariously avoided, the daring duo capture the imagination of the press, the public and Shirl - a young lady whose frequent protestations of virginity are obviously fantasy. The police, unlike the 'bold Bandinis' are left empty handed. Totally confused by now, the reputation of the entire police force hangs on this one elusive arrest. Short on cash, but not on humour, our tremendous travellers are forced to sell pieces of their mini as they hurtle from one extraordinary adventure to another. But will this mean the end of the mini... and the madness?