Mean Machine

FROM THE PRODUCERS OF LOCK, STOCK AND SNATCH. NOT YOUR USUAL SUSPECTS "Hugely entertaining." - Boyd Hilton HEAT "One of the finest and funniest sporting encounters ever committed to celluloid." - Paul Ross NEWS OF THE WORLD From the Producer of Lock, Stock and Snatch comes MEAN MACHINE. 90 minutes (plus injury time) of of no holds barred, adrenaline-fuelled soccer action! Vinnie Jones is Danny Meehan, a football superstar who had it all: the fast cars and the super model girlfriend. But now he's all washed up and when he's put inside for punching a cop things go from bad to worse. The football mad commissioner organises a one-off game - the wardens against the inmates - and he's got to turn a bunch of out-of-shape reprobates into a winning team. If he loses he'll face the wraith of the cons. If he wins it's goodbye to his parole. But one thing's for sure - it'll be one hell of a match!