One Foot in the Grave: In Luton Airport No One Can Hear You Screa

Who would have thought retirement could be so chaotic? Certainly not the querulous Victor Meldrew (Richard Wilson), one of tree-lined suburbia's perennial complainers, or his long suffering wife Margaret (Annette Crosbie). But there's one thing to remember in the Meldrew household-whatever can go wrong always does and it usually spells disaser for Victor... In Luton Airport No-One Can Hear You Scream Victor returns from holiday to find his house demolished and his baggage on the other side of the world. Things couldn't be worse. Then he and Margaret throw caution and their pilchard sandwiches to the wind and hold a house-warming party in their new home. "We Have Put Her Living in the Tomb" What with decorating their new house and tortoise-sitting for Margaret's god daughter, the Meldrews have certainly got their work cut out. And to top that, disaster's lurking in the garden amongst the grass cuttings... Dramatic Fever Victor's furtively writing a masterpiece of a sitcom and Margaret's taking up acting, just how much bedlam can a foray into amateur dramatics cause-that is the question.