Saturday the 14th

Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again Transylvania comes to Pennsylvania in this uproarious comedy spoof of ghouls, goofs and all things ghastly. Here the inevitable haunted house is home to the ever-smiling John and Mary and their distinctly nervous children. Parked at the gate, on a permanent basis, are a pair of greedy vampires out to charm their way into the family blood supply. Then an infestation of bats and monsters brings a creepy pest-controller into the fold for the suspenseful lead-up to a hilariously spine-chilling housewarming....The year's number 1 horror-comedy spoof!