The Girl Next Door

You talk about her... dream about her... now she's a movie! The Girl most likely to. Yeckh! What me worry? Mean little kids. For six months, twelve of Hollywood's top writers and publicists worked on a synopsis of THE GIRL NEXT DOOR. At the end of this time, during which six of them went cuckoo, the other six threw up their hands and said, "We want more money!" So, the producer, a simple-minded fellow, has provided the following: "Now, once and for all, the persistent rumors that THE GIRL NEXT DOOR is a myth, are laid to rest. "Not only will you meet THE GIRL NEXT DOOR you will share her romances: Terry, Drury and Dustin. You're even invited to the wedding of the year amid the splendor of today's concrete and asphalt. "Of all contemporary movies, only THE GIRL NEXT DOOR dares to delve into the ultimate goofiness of human nature."